So I'm at york, trying to finish up a paper in an empty classroom. Not too much work, just a conclusion and the editing. I've also been checking out the ol' web, but that's okay; I've got time. Anyways, I'm just sitting here, typing my work up, when this other guy comes into the room. "No big deal", I think, "there's plenty of room". So the motherfucker looks over the room, and picks the spot right next to me. Now, I'm still prepared to give the man his due: there are only two actual "desk" spaces in the classroom, side by side. The rest of the spots are merely desk chairs. And he is setting up a laptop, so he may need the room. But then the fucker pops out this powerfully smelling chinese food, and starts just fucking slurping it down. He sounds like a fucking pig. What's worse, he's not even working; he's watching a subtitled movie that I CAN STILL HEAR THROUGH HIS HEADPHONES. So here this subhuman fucker is, slurping and guzzling away to my right while I'm trying to get some actual work done. And that's where this post comes in. I need some way to vent this, or I am going to punch this fucker in the face. Which would be a bad idea, as by all accounts this guy could take me. So hopefully, this'll calm me down.