03/28/2004 - 04/04/2004
Did you see Bill O'Reilly go on Stephen Colbert?! It was, well, not THAT outrageous, but it was pretty good. That guy Colbert has done it. He's won me over in the last three months. When I first saw his show, I said, "one note joke" and "spin-off factor". I think within the last three months really, he's worked quite hard to establish his own voice and he's become quite culturally relevant. Newspapers and stuff are all flocking to quote him. He's the new American satirist since SouthPark lost momentum.
Also, I was digging through old files on my compy this morning and found these old MSN convos between Boxin' Eye and Me-an' Ben. It's funny how much things have changed and fucking depressing how little they have. "You are who you were when you got here" as Jay-Z says. Euch, Jay-Z.
This is the Grand Canyon
Very pretty, isn't it?
Did you know that it was created 4300 years ago by Noah's Flood?
Don't belive me? Well don't bother asking the staff at Grand Canyon National Park because they're not allowed to give you a scientific geological explanation. According to the lobby group Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility (PEER)rangers aren't allowed to tell visitors about the geological history of the Grand Canyon out of fear that the explanation will offend Christian fundamentalists. On top of this the the park gift shop sells a book about the biblical creation of the canyon.
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