03/28/2004 - 04/04/2004
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Neil, I'm lookin' in your direction.
While thousands of Yerkers enjoy the hilarious medieval wordplay of , those seeking a slightly cynical take on what doesn't actually happen to University(?) students have been left out in the cold. No more!
My attempt to make a link is , but you should all check out my homepage on tha WeB!!!
because I have posted a new comic!
Let's see if I can piss more people off this year.
$12 for beer.
$233 for repairing my front tooth after something jostled that a bottle of the aforementioned beer into it.
Well such is life. I was back in Toronto very briefly (just Friday night) to bartend at a fundraiser for my job. It was nice seeing everyone again. Then it was back to Kingston to celebrate Homecoming. This homecoming people celebrated by flipping over a car, setting it on fire and pelting police and firefighters with beer bottles. I'm just glad none of the pictures of the car have me in them (I was never on top of the car, but I was around it on occaisions). Wacky fun.
Edit: Neil asked for pictures:
Most grotesque thing I've seen in a while.
I'm walking through the CFA, and I'm about to pass the lil' cafetoreum thing that's owned by the dude who runs the caf at AK, and I make the terrible mistake of looking over at the muffins. See they do these wicked muffins what have like carrots, and sunflower seeds, and raisins, and pineapple, and all this awesome shit in them. There was one left. So I basically had to have it. I went to go get some bling from the free money machine.
Upon my return, this gigantic woman is contemplating the muffin racks. She really is huge. I fear for my muffin's life. I wait a few moments to see if she's going to do anything, but she's just staring longingly, and blocking anyone from getting at the ENTIRE rack. So finally I decide to be rude, mumble "Excuse me," and bust in and grab my muffin. She looks kind of dazed at this, but doesn't say anything; she just kind of blinks her beady eyes a few times. I pay for my muffin. I happen a glance back to her, and she's now bending over and trying to look way to the backs of all the lower racks to see what's there. I watch for a while. It looks not unlike a pig rootin' about in the mud. I felt vaguely sick, but the muffin made me feel better.
Saturday night was a blast, Tess and Tony came into town to rock out with us. We drank in the Red and Green rooms, didn't make it in to the Dance Cave, but managed to track down Meghan at the James Joyce, despite the fact that she no good. Spent too much money, peed in a bush on the way home. I was faily close to passing out at one point, at the Green Room. I'm real classy.
Leo, your party? What are our limits on people to invite? Can I can pull a lot of cool peripheral people that I really ought to see, now that school's started again. Kill seven birds with one stone, plus maybe some of y'all Apers can hook up with them, or something.
So I'm coming up on the Bathurst bus Friday night with my sister, late. The bus is full of drunkens. We are almost home - approaching the library when suddenly I hear a "baddum-bum!" I figure some drunken in the bus is hitting the windows for kicks. Nope! Someone says, "Holy shit, we just got egged!". I look behind me and right there, like, a foot behind my head is an egg dripping down the window. There is another one three feet back from that. Someone comments that it's a good thing the windows were up or somebody woulda been egged! What the fuck!? When I got egged down on College, that was one thing, but now in my own neighbourhood? I'm thinking this is no coincedence here. Somebody's out to get me.
Hey, I've yet another random concert to go to for Excal on Tueasday. Slow Nerve Action are playing the Horseshoe Tavern - Ben already said he would go (right Ben?), but everyone who wants to come is still invited. It's another freebee too. The show starts at 9:30pm, but they are the second of three bands I think - they should be on around 10:30pm. Their album is hilarious. It's like porn music - very funny stuff. I'll pro'lly interview them before or after show.