03/28/2004 - 04/04/2004
So how does the guy with occasional internet access become one of the most frequent posters? Eh? Y'all slackin'.
Uh, Ben's up here and everything is a-okay.
Later, folks. Off to cash in my steak vouchers I got for free.
Our cook's apprentice arrived today, her name is Miya and she is totally gorgeous! I will petition my boss extra hard to give me a jeaorb once the Red Guitar eventually opens.
Today some filthy Portuguese dude driving a massive SUV cut me off on my bike and almost made me a bloody skid mark. When he eventually parked on College St. I got out a couple of my trusty zip ties (aka zap straps, aka those things cops use to handcuff protesters) and secured and old lawn chair from the garbage to his door handle. I hope he carries a swiss army knife with him.
I huffed too much varsol today. ugh. gremlins.
Call me crazy. Call me cocky. Call me a good-looking fool.
But I'm on to something.
I'm hungry, and I've got fried eggs, mayo and worchestershire sauce. I put the sauce into the eggs, slather some mayo onto a coupla pieces of bread and I just might have a sandwich!