Seriously, what kind of a dick leaves a goodbye party at 1 AM to catch the fucking bus (when he doesn't go to work in the morning anyways) when he knows that he has a friend depending on him as his phone contact to help him find out where the hell he's going? What kind of an absolutely self-centered cock does a thing like this?
P.S. I also blame this douche for my having incidentally twisted my ankle after kicking a metal garbage can in frustration at his assholeish behavior.