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Saturday, June 26, 2004![]() F/9/11![]() ![]() ![]() 464-6273![]() ![]() So yesterday I had to pull a few articles. Only problem is they were from a journal the hospital didn't suscribe to. But, there was an option of a 30-day free trial. Unforunately, a librarian had to make the order (i.e. fill out a couple of fields). So I called the librarian and explained my situation and she was like, "Well I don't think that I'd feel comfortable doing that. It's not illegal exactly, but it's certainly taking advantage of the system. It would be abusing the 30-day trial period, if you didn't intend to suscribe at the end. Besides, we have a policy against accepting free trials that short and it would be work for me to do it." Stupid whore. My mistake was that I should've lied in the beginning. But now that I'm up in Kingston, I can have one of my university librarians (Though as some of you may remember I've had my problems with them as well). Anyway that was all a rather rambling prelude to the fact that to disperse my rage at the librarian I checked out this website that let you type in words/numbers and translate them into phonenumbers/words (It's the best type of time-waster in the sense that it does nothing you couldn't do on your own). Anyway I'm typing in numbers and I find that 967-11-11 translates to: WOP-1111. ![]() Fahrenheit 9/11, a first review![]() ![]()
Friday, June 25, 2004![]() Movie Time!![]() ![]() Anyone up for a showing of Farenheight 9/11? Maybe we could arrange something soon. Not this weekend, though. I'ma be outta town. Thursday, June 24, 2004![]() Disgrace in the Five Boroughs![]() ![]() While distributing ripped music may be illegal, this is even moreso, not to mention just in plain bad taste. It was probably the record company's fault, but the Beasties should still publically apologize to their fans for this, the scum at Capitol who pulled this off should be endicted harshly in every country affected. If it's illegal for a "hacker" to break into your computer and fuck around with things, it's just as illegal for Capitol Records to do so. Wednesday, June 23, 2004![]() Neil's not joking about his hair.![]() ![]() Haven't been saying much recently. I bought Morrowind and, well, yeah. I have a new hat, and a new axe. Woot! There was a party last Friday. We set a papier mache penguin on fire with some fire crackers in. If it exploded, it did so after we ran off. There was also absinth at the party. So now I've committed arson. That is so awesome. I can cross it off my list. ![]() The politics of music formats.![]() ![]()
Tuesday, June 22, 2004![]() Meet Manda!![]() ![]() Hi! This is my new comics character, The Magnificent Manda! He's a horrible freak with the features of a panda, who also happens to be a vaudevillian drunk! Priceless! Anyways, i had access to a scanner tonight, so I thought "Maybe I should treat all of the people to a glimpse of what I'm working on." So, here it is. (I actually drew this particular picture chez Jenna in Pointe Anne, but the comic has been steadily progressing since then) Well, that's it. That's "Manda", by Sam Linton. ![]() Personal info at these silly newspaper sites.![]() ![]() You can't stop information-gathering but you can make it harder for them. Sheesh, what do you think the whole Dexit scam is about? They want your valuable market research data. So, let's all get Dexit tags and then periodically swap them around, using them to buy weird and exotic shit. On a vaguely related topic, here's something that my boss was involved in a while back: World Sousveillance Day. Gotta love how the marketing director claims that photography on the premises "isn't in the best interest of their customers". To quote one of the most definingly bad movies of the 20th century, Hackers, "Snoop onto them as they snoop onto us." Monday, June 21, 2004![]() I Ain't Givin My Name to No Washington Post![]() ![]() I mean, once they know where I live, it's pretty obvious that the very first thing they're gonna do is come over to my house in the middle of the night and harvest my superior DNA to create the vast, genetically enhanced clone-cyborg Sam Linton armies of the future. I mean, much as I am in favour of a cloned Army of Me (which is also a song),I always pictured myself as their leader, not just their primogenitor. When the Lintonian armies invade, I would like to be the one who reaps the benifits, not the Washington Post. So in conclusion, try to submit links that everyone can access. Y'know, without becoming pawns of the Illuminati. ![]() I am become Jacobth, destroyer of watchbands![]() ![]() This is unrelated, but it's got to be the stupidest thing I've read in a while. Last year the US Army kicked out 770 people for being gay . Because it's not like there's a troop shortage or anything. The worst part is this: Hundreds of those discharged held high-level job specialties that required years of training and expertise, including 90 nuclear power engineers, 150 rocket and missile specialists and 49 nuclear, chemical, and biological warfare specialists. Eighty-eight linguists were discharged, including at least seven Arab language specialists. Arab linguists? Nuclear power engineers? Nuclear, chemical and biological warfare specialists?! These are not the type of people you want to kick out of the army. Let me rephrase that: These are not the type of people you want to kick out of the army! Not that you'd know it if you were talking to Elaine Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness: "We need to defend the law, and the law says that homosexuality is incompatible with military service. There is no shortage of people in the military, and we do not need people who identify themselves as homosexual." Okay, pop quiz. Does firing WMD specialists and Arabic linguists make the army more ready or less ready (answer in white text so as not to give it away). Less Ready. Well I'm sure that if terrorists manage to nuke Chicago because the army was less concerned people blowing up cities and more concerned with who their soliders are blowing, I'm sure Elaine would be very happy. Sunday, June 20, 2004![]() I'm all about that.![]() ![]() So, yeah, apparently this blog has been left under my watchful eye. I promise to rule fairly and with an iron fist. So I've been putting it off, and putting it off, and putting it off. I've been dragging my heels on my stupid study group project for a little too long now. I've been trying to get in touch with my partner all day but he seems to only have signed on once and then quite rapidly signed off. That and I have to write a presentation I'm giving this Thursday on Genetic Algorithms (the technical details are way too complex even for me, but that article is fairly down to earth; those science [fiction] nerds among you may find the link interesting). What else has been going on in my world? Uhm, well, I went to a neighbourhood barbecue this Friday night. It was both boring and depressing - all the people who live on our street apart from 3 or 4 families are these extremely old people who stare at the rest of us out their windows; several of them claim to recognize me though I've never seen them before. Creepy, no? I did get to hang out with my old pal Josh for a while, tried and failed to get his DVD player to play multiple region codes. I'm seriously thinking about investing in a Nomad Jukebox Zen Xtra. Not quite as sleek as the iPod but it stores the same amount as a higher-end iPod model for like half the price, and is still a decent size. Oh, and the batteries are removable/replaceable, so I can avoid fiascos that afflicted the iPod. I'd now like to direct your attention to a few things. Namely, dubbings of video game characters made to sound like they're doing naughty things. They are hillarious, in my opinion, and I hope the joy they brought me will be equally imparted upon you.
![]() Let's Turn This Motherfuckin' Party Out!![]() ![]() Speaking of par-TAYs, I gots me the new Beastie Boys CD today! Ben was right when he said that they be rockin' the new-school beats (they still gots the old shool elements, just less of 'em), but they still got all of the classic Beastie elements: Pop-cultural name dropping (Michael Moore, Star Trek, Loony Toons, Futurama, Cirque du Soleil, Carl Sagan and Helen of Troy, to name but a few), classic music sampling, and some of the best rhymin' in the biz. Quite a few overt criticisms of the Bush administration as well (which should come as no surprise) and serious songs, but these are well balanced by the pure party fun songs, creating one hell of an album which isn't too light or heavy. I mean, it's no Paul's Boutique, but it's damned good! Standout tracks: Ch-Check It Out (the single) Triple Trouble (AWESOME Sugar Hill sample on this trakk, Licsenced to Ill-ish chorus) Oh Word? (Techie, cool) Shazam! (Sample-tastic) An Open Letter to NYC (If it wasn't about NY, I'd think it was about TO)(except for the 9/11 parts) Was this review helpful to you? [yes] [no] Seriously though, let's turn this motherfuckin' party out. |
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