03/28/2004 - 04/04/2004
GAWDANG RODENTS! Who d'they think they is? Is we at Redwall or some other fairy land?
I blame the French!
We first startd hearing a mouse scruffling around the couch a couple days ago. Then on Friday morning I went downstairs for my Shreddies and...HOLY FUCK! There's a mouse doing the dead-man's-float in yesterday's dishwater. I left it there for Tom to deal with.
Sometime yesterday afternoon some tore a 2 inch hole through our screen door, the hole is 4 feet of the ground! Then whatever it was got onto the top of the fridge and tore a hole in an unopened bag of hamburger buns and ate two of them!
Here is the answer to my earlier question about Brazilian soccer players.
Guess who's coming to dinner. Not Sidney Poitier. It's Renny.
In TO maybe late friday night
Definitely all of sat and sun. return on monday.
Get the extra padding on your "sky-scrapers" - the grixxly man returneth with more exciting stories!
I believe Dave is suggesting a LGBTTTIQ Registry, not unlike the one that already exists for mutants. We all know how that turned out. Documentary footage shows the mutants causing chaos. I shudder to think what would happen if the mutants and the nefarious Queer League teamed up against traditional marriage.
In other bizarre christian fundamentalist news....
Remember when Pat Robertson lifted a ton? He explained that his ability to lift 2,000 pounds comes from having done so much exorcizing.
Been watching the World Cup, yeah? Nothing is better than watching Germany take on Ecuador. Listening to 80,000 German fans chanting in unision in the majestic bowl of the Berlin Olympic Stadium. Ahhh just like the good ol' days. There are somethings I don't understand about the world cup though.
1) Why do Brazilian players only have one name? There's Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Fred and many others. I thought the only people allowed to have one name were popes and music divas.
2) Why do all the TV ads use voice-overs with an English accent? Gatorade, Hyundai, even Budweiser, the official beer of the World Cup, is trying the accent trick. Are we supposed to think that Bud is suddenly more classy?
The Edmonton Oilers lost the Stanley Cup yesterday, this makes me sad. Sad enough to kill? Tune in next week to find out.
So I was going to go to a protest today against Ryerson's decision to give the ironically titled "ethicist" Margaret Somerville an honourary degree. Somerville thinks I'm a defective human being. Now, that's okay I guess cause a lot of people have that opinion. But Somerville thinks it not because she knows me but because my parents are gay. And she has all other sorts of wacky opinions. But unfortunately I would've had to get up at 7 and another Queerspawn who I hadn't seen in a while decided not to go so I signed an online petition instead. Slacktavism!
In other LGBTTTIQ* news U.S. Senate candidate Bob Corker believes in "protecting traditional marriage". Presumably against this sort of thing...
Also this is just... wow.
*I wish I were making up this acronym.