Goin' Ape

And I don't mean track and field. Listen for a familiar voice at 44:40 on the first hour of the July 20th program. http://www.cbc.ca/pod...

Y'ever seen a guy with a stupid Jedi padawan fucking hair braid? Kate and I went out for dinner last week and saw a guy about our age at...

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The Toronto Street News? I took a cab home after Sam's party on saturday and found a copy of the TSN on the seat. Until now I'd neve...

Recommended birthday present for Sam .

Seriously, what kind of a dick leaves a goodbye party at 1 AM to catch the fucking bus (when he doesn't go to work in the morning anyway...

North Americans are such hypocritical whiners. We aghast at growing rates of obesity and then a week later complain about the increase in fo...

Lord knows I'm a madman for deals, (I have written letters for free steak vouchers) but wow, this is, this tops it. It's almost enou...

If you looked at a newspaper a couple weeks ago you couldn't have missed the countless articles reporting an announcement from TD Bank e...

No. No he is not.

This is the kind of thing we'd make up as a joke. 50 Cent vs The Middle East on X-Box 360. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1J9TMwXvSA Th...

Seriously. Is this news? Yes, I think so. I think it means he had a deprived childhood. I'm sorry but it's just true. I spent the wk...

Hey folks, I'm going away for four days w/ Safeway Tours with my girlfriend to celebrate our one year anniversary. We'll be going to...

Hey fans of comedy adn the internet have I got a combo for you. I have recently discovered a couple very funny sketch comedy troupes that re...

Hey hey, you all. How goes? Me? I'm okay. I'm actually pretty satisfied, as I think that I just put out one of my most consistently ...

Woah. Seriously guys, WOAH. If you've read any newspaper recently you will have seen that the traditional tour of the Olympic torch from...

I know you guys are all big BSG watchers. I plan to become one myself. First I have to get through Lost S. 3, Deadwood S. 3, The Wire (At le...

So I just realized that the lyrics to "A Boy Named Sue" were written by a dude named Shel Silverstein. Was he projecting? How d...

I was on the subway train and this fifteen year-old wigger came on. He had a fake-faded jean jacket, gelled up hair and a cheap looking cr...